LIBRA (September 23-October 22): "I BALANCE" is the byword for the scales...so weigh your words carefully in that chatroom during the full moon on the 16th to avoid being flamed. Better yet, spend some time surfing for music. Start at Wilma.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): Passionate scorpions are driven by the theme "I DESIRE." When you get tired of downloading porno pics from your favorite Web sites, you might want to clean out your cookie cache. After all, wasn't it you who first warned us that Big Brother is watching? Oops! I forgot-you like being watched. Confidential help at Go Ask Alice!.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): The archer's philosophy is "I UNDERSTAND," so why do you constantly feel misunderstood? You're better off in an online group forum than a one-on-one private chat where your flirtatious nature could result in broken homes. Visualize your perfect machine: you will get it. Here's a URL for you Saggies: The Banned Book of Dr. Seuss.

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): Ambitious and hardworking, "I USE" is the goat's credo. Is it any wonder that Bill Gates is your hero? Use your browser for something other than checking your stock quotes. Start at Forbes.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): The water bearer's dictum is "I KNOW." You've discarded all the user's manuals to your software programs because you've already invented your own system for accessing the information. Yahoo! Dig this: t@p network.

PISCES (February 19-March 20): "I BELIEVE" said the fish. Gullible you will fall for a sexy alien this year. Bring your laptop when you make that trip to Roswell, NM-you can always log on to cyberspace if the UFO doesn't show up! Your favorite URL: X-Files.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The ram's motto is "I AM" and you quickly establish your physical presence everywhere you go, whether it's the locker room of the local gym or leading the sing-along around the Girl Scout campfire. Don't let a Bad Hair Day ruin your interactive fun...turn off the digital camera and keep on surfin'. You'll like Go West.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The key phrase for bulls is "I HAVE" and so you are willing to put up with a lot of bull-oney from your boss because of your determination to obtain all of the finer things in life. Start saving up the $10K you'll need to buy the 20th Anniversary Mac. Living well is the best revenge, n'est-ce pas? Go for it at the Virtual Emporium.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21): "I THINK," therefore I am Gemini: the twins. Doing two things at once comes naturally to you-so go ahead, get back to researching your second doctoral thesis on the Net while continuing to debate (via speakerphone) the influence of Shakespearean sonnets on rap musicians. Whatever. This URL's for you: PBS.

CANCER (June 22- July 22): The emotionally sensitive crab is ruled by the concept "I FEEL." You'll do well in a home-based business such as designing Web pages or writing educational software. Imagine: you can stay in your jammies all day long and think of even more cute nicknames to call your mouse. Don't forget to pass that email chain letter on to six friends. Your favorite hang: The Yellow Room.

LEO (July 23-August 22): The statement "I WILL" is the key to the lion's heart. Ruled by the sun, no wonder you think the world revolves around you. Judging by the enormous volume of email you receive daily, you could be right! Tip: keep your personal home page up-to-date (you never know when Spielberg may be lurking). Try the World War I Document Archive.

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Fishgirl lives near the sea in Venice Beach, California, where she practices Astrology, Feng Shui and surfing the Net.